Top 20 Provocative Shower Thoughts of the Week That'll Make You Smarter

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Apr 9, 2023 6:00 PM EDT

Whether it's the calming sound of water falling from the shower head or the warm steam rising up from below, some of our best ideas are born in the shower. Maybe it's because we're alone with our thoughts and nobody to judge us besides our shampoo, bar soap, and our trusty loofah. Our biggest supporters may be inanimate cleaning products, but nonetheless, the shower is a sacred medatative portal that opens the brain and allows inhabitants to cleans more than just their bodies– they cleanse their minds as well. 

That's why we're here to celebrate this weeks tip top shower thoughts, ranging from conspiracy theories about Batman to existential societal crisis. So strip down and blast the hot water– It's big brain time!

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  • 01
    Liquid - "Your baby teeth are out there somewhere!
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  • 02
    Font - r/Showerthoughts. Posted by u/tearsaresweat 18 hours ago To not expose his identity Batman is either driving the batmobile uninsured or is committing insurance fraud.
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  • 03
    Font - Posted by u/Moonman292 5 days ago Tennis balls are associated with dog toys almost as much as they're associated with the sport of Tennis
    via Moonman292
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    Font - Posted by u/Space Cowboy2094 2 days ago The memory of your childhood best friend lives on through bank security questions
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    Font - Posted by u/Least-Wheel-6073 5 days ago The wife in The Truman Show was essentially a highly compensated, upscale prostitute.
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    Font - Posted by u/wwolfa123 5 days ago Openly saying you're 5'11" is an actual green flag.
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    Font - Posted by u/ethereal3xp 16 hours ago Pancakes is an excuse to eat dessert for breakfast.
    via etheral3xp
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    Art - Posted by u/Viglen_genie 14 hours ago We dress up for people we want to be naked with.
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    Font - Posted by u/WideEyedWand3rer 8 hours ago The fish in Boston Harbor must've suddenly felt very energized after the Tea Party.
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    Human body - Posted by u/Baedhisattva 2 days ago The bread slicer is never celebrated, only the bread it sliced.
    via Baedhisattva
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    Human body - Posted by u/cosmicmountaintravel 6 days ago Thoughts are less likely to be unique the longer we exist.
    via cosmicmountaintravel
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    Font - Posted by u/machinaesupremacy 4 hours ago When AI eventually gives anyone the ability to create anything they need without hiring a specialized professional, then all that remains is for us to do art purely for fun, not for profit.
    via machinasupremacy
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    Font - Posted by u/Barrythe NPC 6 days ago Every civilization found out that putting meat inside a little dough packet is delicious independently.
    via BarrytheNPC
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    Human body - Posted by u/Rockin_freakapotamus 6 days ago The promise of eternal life isn't the selling point it used to be.
    via Rockin_freakapotamus
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    Font - Posted by u/dunno_wut_i_am_doing 6 hours ago The saying goes great minds think alike. But really dumb minds tend to think even more alike.
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    Font - Posted by u/Userisusers 12 hours ago At airport security checks, asking everyone to dump their potentially explosive liquids into the same garbage can doesn't seem very safe.
    via Userisusers
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    Human body - Posted by u/Always Nang 3 hours ago People that can't afford therapy are usually the ones that need it the most
    via AlwaysNang
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    Human body - Posted by u/Dread MCYT 6 days ago Your baby teeth are out there somewhere
    via DreadMCYT
  • 19
    Art - Posted by u/santorin 5 hours ago Blind people must save a lot on their electricity bills
    via Santorin
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    Font - Posted by u/Least-Wheel-6073 5 days ago A full bladder is the most effective alarm clock.
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    Font - Posted by u/scarletfloof 6 hours ago It's kind of sad that we even have to lock our doors.
    via scarletfloof

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